These AskReddit pizza delivery stories will make you thankful your customer horror stories took place in the safety of the public eye rather than the privacy of your customer’s home. Hermits Need Pizza, Too“Once had a delivery to a house that was in one of the rich neighborhoods. “New Girls Pay by Flashing Their Tits at the Pizza Guy”“We had a regular delivery to a strip club manager. I said, ‘It’s okay, new girls pay by flashing their tits at the pizza guy.’ She whipped them out with no hesitation. Revenge of the Poorly Tipped“I used to deliver pizza about 15 years ago when I was in college.