As soon as you see the movie title Godzilla vs. Kong, you know you're not in for a legal showdown à la Kramer vs. Kramer or The People vs. Larry Flynt—you understand that the way the two titular characters will be pitted against one another will be violent. Lizards are capable of dropping mind-bogglingly large poops. Lizard poops aren’t like the ones humans do. If that’s the case with Godzilla, it’s a big smelly gold medal for Kong. Although, let’s be honest: If Godzilla vs. Kong really were a “who can do the biggest poo?” competition, the real winner would be cinema.