And then there are jobs like these, where getting fired almost seems like a blessing in disguise. Here are 11 absolutely out-there reasons that people were given for being let go. Don’t worry, be happyEspecially don’t worry about losing your job, because if you do, you’ll lose your job. Don’t look, don’t speak, don’t thinkThis one is just crazy unless you asked them WHERE they were sunburned…8. Be the mannequin you want to see in the worldDon’t gain weight, lose weight, cut your hair, dye your hair.