You need to understand: I am fiercely committed to enjoying bologna sandwiches. If you want to understand a woman, you have to understand this conflict. I certainly believe that my friends are, and they enjoy bologna sandwiches. And it messes me up and confuses my brain and it drives me to space food and fried bologna sandwiches. We’re the woman who wants to “look good” and the woman who loves bologna sandwiches and the woman who isn’t going to apologize for either of those things.